Omfg I couldn’t stop laughing during Mariah’s reaction on this episode of untucked. It was priceless. Manila’s hilarious!
this makes me want to cry
I FUCKING CAN’T.. :(
like, “OMG GO VOTE FOR ME IN THIS PLEASE!” or “I’M COMPETING FOR THIS PRIZE BUT MY PICTURE HAS TO GET THE MOST LIKES PLEASE GO LIKE IT!”
Excuse me? Your bitch ass hasn’t talked to me in months. This other bitch ass hasn’t talked to me in years. Why should I do this for you? You don’t ask me how I’m doing, how I’ve been. Nothing. You could care less about what’s going on with ME. You don’t deserve my votes or my likes.
It just really goes to show you that there are people out there who only talk to you when they need something from you.
I am literally so upset right now.
Yesterday, my fiance tells me that his childhood friend messaged him after she saw his depressed status. They started to chat and catch up, I honestly don’t have a problem with that. They are childhood friends, it’s only normal for them to catch up. The first…
YOU POOR THING O M F G! Honey, you are too fucking beautiful for this! I’m not about to give the greatest advice here but in my opinion, you’re not overreacting. Not even in the slightest! I’m barely getting over the fact that my fiance has only fucked another girl besides me but he just so happened to have lost his virginity to the biggest slutbag, stupid bitch on the planet..SO if he EVER said “I wonder what _______ hands would look like around around my dick.” or whatever, I WOULD LEAVE HIS ASS IN A HEARTBEAT. Granted I’d probably do the same as you first, slap him and tell him to get the fuck out my house but no questions asked, I would leave him. Especially if he were to have been communicating with her, acting shady, and deleting their messages. Wow. I’m literally heated right now I can’t believe some people could be so fucked up????!!! WOW. What your fiance did to you was one of the biggest FUCK YOUS I have ever come across in my life. If my fiance were to have done the same, I’d return the FUCK YOU and dump him. He obviously doesn’t know how to appreciate you. You’re the mother of his child for fucks sake! Ugh. Stay strong momma…stay strong..
I was always grossed out by penises and then my fiance came along…..we.. DID THE THING and now Im not so freaked out by them haha. I still don’t find dicks to be the most attractive things on earth but I tolerate what my fiance has between his legs and I don’t feel uncomfortable because I love him. :) now, if it were to be some random guy who flashed me his penis, I’d feel sick to my stomach..(no offense to the male species) so really I think it all depends on the girl you decide to be intimate with. I have been with a girl but I’ve never been with one sexually. I think any first sexual experience with a person would be a little awkward though. So, you should also take that into consideration. Boy or girl, you should really feel comfortable with the person you’re about to share your body with. That’d make the whole situation a lot less freaky.
girl you gotta cut all that nervous stuff out! Lol seriously just be yourself. I used to get hella nervous around my fiance when we first started talking and I mean NERVOUS to the point where I couldn’t form coherent sentences. (talk about ridiculous) and I remember one time we were texting before the homecoming game and I told him I was nervous to see him and he replied something along the lines of, “Why do you get so nervous around me? I’m only human too.” and BAM! It hit me. He’s right. He’s down to earth just like me so why should I be tripping over nothing? Be yourself because ultimately, it’s YOU and YOUR PERSONALITY you want him to fall for. You don’t want him to think that you’re just some sarcastic creep who’s also shy. Those aren’t the best combos. And although sarcastic people are awesome, I being one of them, you want him to see that you’re not only sarcastic but also funny, chill, nice to be around, etc. ALSO DON’T FORGET TO BE CONFIDENT. Ooze that shit! Ooze confidence everywhere you go. Even if you don’t feel so hot. Fake it til you make it! You want HIM to be drawn to YOU because if you attract him, he’ll be the one to make the move to be closer to YOU and that’s even better than you having to do all the work because you’ll know now that he’s interested and you won’t have to keep second guessing yourself. If he’s not showing any interest at all, don’t even waste your time trying to be all cute and putting on this great, big, show for him. Don’t come at him in a flirty way. Come at him as a friend. Be his friend, be cool, because that’ll just make the atmosphere around you too all the more comfortable and who knows he could be one of those guys that keep to themselves and are more conservative and keep their guard up around chicks. So instead if you two develop a friendship, there’s a chance you’ll BOTH become close down the line. He’ll start opening up to you, bring down his walls, and who knows, might end up falling for you. And if not, you’ll have gained an awesome new friendship. It’s a win win! But you just have to always keep in mind to be yourself and remember that he’s human with flaws just like yours so there’s no need to stress over any of this. It should all come easy and feel natural. Good luck! :)
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
why do people like fall
NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD